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It seems Kankri is preoccupied with his ground breaking meeting of the minds. And by minds, you mean his skull. And by meeting, you mean how it hit the ground.
MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < I'll take a diffurrent approach.
PORRIM: Hey, do-n't feel like this is yo-ur o-nly o-ptio-n. I kno-w yo-u like paws o-n the gro-und jo-urnalism, but I do-ubt any o-f us co-uld bail yo-u o-ut if shit hit the fan.
MEULIN: ₍^. .^₎⟆ < Bold of you to assume I'll get caught!!
LATULA: no worr13s grl 1ll b41l you out!!!!
MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < S33!
PORRIM: Hm.
MEULIN: ≽(-˕ - ≼マ < Hm.
LATULA: hm
PORRIM: O-kay, o-kay o-kay.
KANKRI: I ap9l9gize. I have m9re than 9ne chat 69ard 9pen s9 my attentiveness t9 y9ur petty qualms is less than present. Wh9 are we shit talking again? Please, 6e sure t9 fully expand 9n the nature and severity 9f what n9nsense is g9ing 9n.
LATULA: cmon k4nkl3z w3 got h3ll4 s3v3r1ty on th1s b3otch
PORRIM: I'd be wary o-n thro-wing aro-und the B wo-rd so- hastily. She hasn't do-ne anything yet.
KANKRI: Yet.
MEULIN: (ฅ^>⩊<^ฅ) < Don't mew you worry! I am hot on the case. If there's a case, I'm HOT on it! oof ouch... look I'm burning my paws.
PORRIM: Oh, dear. Lo-o-k at this. Po-o-r sweet Meulin subjected to- the plight o-f burnt paw syndro-me due to- saucy go-ssip.
MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < This is not gossip!! This is news Purrim. Hard hitting news.
LATULA: dud3s 1 w4s 4ctu4lly wond3r1ng.
--[ KANKRI Disconnected ]--
LATULA: UGHH!!!!