Okay.
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LATULA: UGHH!!!!
LATULA: th1s guys w1f1 1s w4ck 4s fuck
PORRIM: Yo-u're telling me. We'll be lucky if we get a respo-nse befo-re the end o-f the week. That's if he do-esn't find so-me way to- meet an untimely end befo-re then.
MEULIN: ≽^- ˕ -^≼ < Don't say that.
PORRIM: Please, at this po-int I pretty much have a grub mo-nito-r o-n him fo-r better o-r fo-r wo-rse. Fo-r all his gripes, he's far fo-rtunate I co-ntinue to- give a shit.
PORRIM: I'm so-rry Latula. What were yo-u go-ing to- tell us?
LATULA: uh, k1nd4 lost my st34m.
PORRIM: Then we'll have to- fill yo-u back up.
LATULA: you s4y1n 1m full of hot 41r grl?? m4ryg4mz w1th th3 sh4d3!!
MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < G33z spill it already!
LATULA: ok so l1k3, w3 b4r3ly t4lk to h3r r1ght?
MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < Except for Damara.
LATULA: y34 c3pt d4mz.
LATULA: sh3s such 4 b1tch 1 c4nt b3l13v3 th1s 1s for r34lz go1ng through r1ght now. w3 w3r3 TH1S clos3 to not h4v1ng to d34l w1th mor3 dumbsh1t!
MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < No furr real.
LATULA: 3v3n m1tun4 w4s 4ll "yoo th1s blows w3r3 d3f gonn4 3xplod3 4nd d13 n sh1t"
PORRIM: And he really said that?
LATULA: sort4??? wh4t3v 1t do3snt s33m l1k3 th1s w4s 4 r34l th1ng th4t could h4pp3n 1n r34l1ty, but BOOM B4M h3r3s th3 r34l1ty knock1ng 4t th3 door. gu3ss wh4t? 1m not 4nsw3r1ng 1t!!!!
PORRIM: Lo-o-k, I definitely do- no-t want to- be the tho-ng wedge between the plush rump o-f hatred here, but is there a real threat o-f Armageddo-n?
MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < Fur wh33ls is just supurr pissy beclaws she thinks that captor is still talking to her.
LATULA: th3 FUCK m3ul1n??
MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < You're just so easy to read! excuse me fur being literate.
LATULA: th4t 1s so not wh4t 1m g3tt1ng 4t h3r3!!
PORRIM: He's been talking to- her? I haven't heard anything in... sweeps? It may have been mo-re than a sweep o-r two- in all ho-nesty.
LATULA: no on3s b33n t4lk1ng to 4nyon3
MEULIN: ₍^ >⩊< ^₎Ⳋ < Meyaawn!! what good is a story without a little drama.
LATULA: 1dk 1 just th1nk th4t 1ts h3ll4 w31rd for h3r to b3 3mpr3ss...
LATULA: b3c4us3 th1s 1s th3 s4m3 p4ystub who us3d to s4y "yoooo fuck b31n 1n ch4rg3 of y4ll!!"
LATULA: so 1snt th1s m3g4 hypocr1t1c4l wh3n sh3 4lr34dy d1d h3r l1l 3sc4p4d3 to moontown??
MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < We were in lockdown fur 6 perig33s.
LATULA: 1f 1 w4s 1n h3r pos1t1on 1d n3v3r b41l th3 r41l on go1ng off th3 d33p 3nd... l1k3 follow through??!!
PORRIM: Neither o-f us are in her po-sitio-n.
MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < For someone not taking sides youre taking an obvious side.
PORRIM: I'm no-t so- naïve to- believe just because o-f the fuchsia do-wn so-cial status Meenah has unchallenged rule in her current po-sitio-n. If she had, we'd be in ho-tter water as a co-llective. Pun intended?
LATULA: wh4t g1v3s m3rryg4ms! wh3n d1d you sudd3nly b3com3 4n 1mp3r14l1st?? #h4rsh1ng th3 sh1t t4lk v1b3zz....
PORRIM: Aranea has been talking my hearing ducts o-ff, and I'd really like to- tell her I co-uld care less. Fo-r the past few perigees there is hardly a to-pic that isn't co-nsumed with Meenah's so-o-n to- be future reign and her perso-nal invo-lvement in it. But, so-meho-w the no-stalgia makes me want to- see Meenah o-ne last time.
MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < Last time??? OMMGGG they're going to stuff and turn her into a purrincess animatronic!
LATULA: youv3 got to g3t off th3 d4rk w3bz.
PORRIM: An animatro-nic? Well that's a first.
MEULIN: ฅ^˵>⩊<˵^ฅ < NO NO I heard about this on a grubreddit. let me find it!!
PORRIM: Alright.
PORRIM: I'm go-ing to- brb.