Stop trying.

Your name is

KANKRI VANTAS

. As was previously mentioned, it is a REGULAR DAY, which is barely even worth mentioning. It is monotonous, if anything, to circulate the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.

Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for PREPOSTEROUSLY DREADFUL ANTIQUE MUNICIPAL MOVIES AND BOOKS. You should really be EXHAUSTED for liking these AWFUL RECORDS, but for some reason you are not. You like community service, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. Your services invariably ruin the organization to which were sympathetic, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in RADICAL CHANGE. 

You like to chat with some of your comrades, most of which push you to ABOMINABLE LEVELS OF BORDEM. You have been using a back-fed chat client with a VIRTUAL PRIVACY NETWORK. Your pals can reach you from their usual messaging systems without INTERFERING with yours. Your trolltag is Kankri and you speak in a manner that is Normal and unassuming.

Later, you will think about your miserable situation, and do nothing about it. 

What will you do?